Rejected Penthouse Letters

Dear Penthouse Forum,
The other night I had a sexual encounter. I was out at a social function when I met this young lady. We engaged in some social banter of a flirtatious nature, which escalated into an outright proposition. We retired to a bedroom.

She was what the norms of our day would dictate as being an extremely attractive woman. I myself am endowed in a manner that I'm safe to say is above the norm. Combine these factors in a sexual coupling, and the results are some above norm intercourse. I handled her in a number of places on her body, and she on mine. We engaged in extended foreplay, then experimented in numerous positions of actual coitus. Finally, I ejaculated.

Best Regards,
Hot'N'Steamy in Denver