1. Get up and make some coffee.

2. Brush teeth, shave, shower, yadda yadda. Don't forget the Right guard.

3. Eat a big bowl of Cheerios while reading the paper.

4. Take the dog for a walk.

5. Watch four hours of sports on TV.

6. Play the guitar for an hour.

7. Put all that loose change in your new motorized coin bank.

8. Get dressed. Change your shirt five times before you find the right one.

9. Make the dinner reservations.

10. Time to go? Make sure you have your wallet. Leave the condoms at home tonight.

11. Stop at the florist on the corner and pick up a small bouquet of orchids or tulips.

12. Pick up your beautiful date! And have a really good time...