1. I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them.

2. I am really attracted to you, Your Honor.

3. If a police officer told me I was a bug, I'd believe him

4. I think laws are for sissies.

5. Would I have to bathe?

6. Can each of my personalities vote in the deliberation?

7. My religion specifically prohibits me from sitting near other people.

8. Your marshall's handcuffs are turning me on.

9. A pit bull named [defendant's first name] just killed my baby.

10. I have Tourette's syndrome, you %&#@&%@ %#@&#$%.

11. I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.

12. An eye for an eye. I say we take his head for an eye (point at defendant).