10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9 She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
8 When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.
7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6 Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.
4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3 His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2 Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
1 You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"