Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker


10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

9 She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.

8 When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.

7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6 Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.

4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3 His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2 Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

1 You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"