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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

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1. Drink molasses 'til you heave

2. Wet bonnet contest

3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

4. Buttermilk kegger

5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale

6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"

7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers

8. Sleep 'til 6 AM

9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear

10. Churn butter naked


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