7 Things you Won't Hear a Man Say

1. I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big.

2. Here honey, you use the remote for a while.

3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

5. We never talk anymore.

6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

7. I'm sick of blowjobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?