1. I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big.
2. Here honey, you use the remote for a while.
3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
5. We never talk anymore.
6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
7. I'm sick of blowjobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?