15 Every link seems to take you to http://www.amway.com/.
14 Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's...
13 He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
12 Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse.
11 Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
10 His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
9 Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint handing out flowers at airport.
8 Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day."
7 She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
6 Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
5 Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the true believers.
4 Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
3 Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles Manson.
2 He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."
1 Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut; lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute! That's Bill Gates!!