How to satisfy a Woman everytime

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Caress,
praise,
pamper,
relish,
savor,
massage,
make plans,
fix,
empathize,
serenade,
compliment,
support,
feed,
tantalize,
bathe,
humor,
placate,
stimulate,
jiffylube,
stroke,
console,
purr,
hug,
coddle,
excite,
pacify,
protect,
phone,
correspond,
anticipate,
nuzzle,
smooch,
toast,
minister to,
forgive,
sacrifice for,
ply,
accessorize,
leave,
return,
beseech,
sublimate,
entertain,
charm,
lug,
drag,
crawl,
show equality for,
spackle,
oblige,
fascinate,
attend,
implore,
bawl,
shower,
shave,
trust,
grovel,
ignore,
defend,
coax,
clothe,
brag about,
acquiesce,
aromate,
fuse,
fizz,
rationalize,
detoxify,
sanctify,
help,
acknowledge,
polish,
upgrade,
spoil,
embrace,
accept,
butter-up,
hear,
understand,
jitterbug,
locomote,
beg,
plead,
borrow,
steal,
climb,
swim,
nurse,
resuscitate,
repair,
patch,
crazy-glue,
respect,
entertain,
calm,
allay,
kill for,
die for,
dream of,
promise,
deliver,
tease,
flirt,
commit,
enlist,
pine,
cajole,
angelicize,
murmur,
snuggle,
snoozle,
snurfle,
elevate,
enervate,
alleviate,
spotweld,
serve,
rub,
rib,
salve,
bite,
taste,
nibble,
gratify,
take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
diddle doodle,
hokey-pokey,
hanky-panky,
crystal blue persuade,
flip,
flop,
fly,
don't care if I die,
swing,
slip,
slide,
slather,
mollycoddle,
squeeze,
moisturize,
humidify,
lather,
tingle,
slam-dunk,
keep on rockin' in the free world,
wet,
slicken,
undulate,
gelatinize,
brush,
tingle,
dribble,
drip,
dry,
knead,
puree,
fluff,
fold,
blue-coral wax,
ingratiate,
indulge,
wow,
dazzle,
amaze,
flabbergast,
enchant,
idolize and worship,
and then go back, Jack, and do it again.


How To Satisfy A Man Every Time

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