How to get Laid (guranteed)


Get reincarnated as a chicken. 250 million eggs are laid every day.

Pretend you're a brick.

Make improper suggestion to your boss, and get laid off work.

Pick a fight with a professional boxer, and get laid out in the ring

Expose yourself, and get laid bare.

Author a White Paper, and get laid before Parliament.

Become a Rastafarian, and get laid back.

Pull in to a lay-by.

Surprise someone, get waylaid.