1: Walk through
2: Order a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, and a 5 pounder.
when they tell u they only have quarter pounders say something like "I'm taking my business elsewhere" come back 5 minutes later.
3: DO NOT drive through to the next window
4: Act like your some Mafia guy and say something like "I want 5 burgers in
a paper bag . you have 24 hours... And to show you we mean business you have 3 minutes."
5: Go on a bicycle
6: Do #5 except with a few friends. you must ride in front of them.
when you get close to the window yell to them "hey you kids, shut up back there or I'm turning this car right around and were going home!!!"
7: Stay as far from the window as you can
8: When it comes time to pay them say "OK your money should be ready in about 5 minutes. Please go over to the waiting area."
9: Order food, pay, then speed away without taking your food. laugh manically.
10: Order in 3rd person
11: Pay with only pennies. Count them out 1 at a time.
12: If at Taco Bell say "yo queiro" before everything you order ( yo queiro a chicken supreme)
13:If at Mcdonalds say mc before everything (ie: I would mclike a
mcburger and mcfries...)
14: Order the following:
Double burger with cheese
Half of the meat on the side in a separate wrapper
All of the cheese on the burger
3 slices of tomato, two on the burger, one on the patty
Extra pickles, some on the bottom and some on the top
No mayo except on the patty
Extra extra mustard
Hold the mustard
No ketchup on the burger, but 6 ketchup packets
Small drink, Diet Coke and regular Coke mixed
2 extra napkins
Top bun buttered lightly on the bottom with real butter
15: Order things from other restaurants (go to mcdonalds and order a whopper )
when they tell u its not possible, give them an angry look and say "I said do it!!"
16: Do #15 except with alcoholic beverages
17: Ask the employees what they would like
18: Go on a hunger strike
19: Order your meals "for here" then park your car in the middle of the lane and eat.
20: Tell them to hold the bun
21: Get out and wash your car in the drive through lane
22: Pretend u have an imaginary friend beside u. ask them what they would like
then say "we'll have...
23: Say romantic things to the ordering machine
24: Order really unspecific things like: " meat with bun and drink" then drive thru before they can say anything
25: Bang on the ordering machine and yell "stupid thing ate my quarter!"
26: Drive through and say that you're "just browsing"
27: Tell them to wait while u ask the person in the trunk what they are ordering.
28: Specifically order your meal "To go!"