PhDS -- Doctor of Spin
MP -- Master of Pokemonics
PhAT -- Doctor of Hip-hop and Urban Slang
AA in AAA AA -- 2-year degree in sober driving
BS in Animal Divorcery
Bachelor of Scientology in Dianetics and Con Arts
LOL,ROFLMAO -- Luminary of Lexicology, Readily Observable Fluctuations in Linguistic Manifestations of Acronyms Online
BPS -- Bachelor of Pseudo-Science (Kansas Universities only)
BS in Tae-bology
Master of Bitching and Whining About How There Never Used to Be This Much Traffic and It Was Safe to Walk the Streets at Night
SDKB -- The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Degree
MD, specializing in Tattoo Removal and Piercehole Spackling
MFD -- Master of F**kin' De Nirology
VPE,GRFX/X-F -- Virtual Porn Engineer with Specialty in Placing Gillian Anderson's Head on Playboy Model's Body
and the Number 1 New College Degree for the 22nd Century...
DhP -- Doctor of Reverse Psychology