Things You Should Do Before Turning Thirty

* Change your hairstyle at least once.
* Make out with someone in a bar.
* Get a credit card.
* Lose at least $200 in a bet.
* Have sex in the back seat of a car.
* Order something off the TV between 3 and 8 a.m.
* Go on a blind date.
* Score on a breakaway.
* Get fired.
* Buy an item of furniture worth more than $300.
* Get in a bar fight.
* Have a one-night stand.
* Sing karaoke.
* Break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend just because.
* Vacation in Mexico.
* Own a nice suit to be worn at something other than a wedding, funeral or church.
* Master a video game.
* Watch Wayne Gretzky play hockey live.
* Get your face on a local TV station.
* Skinny dip.
* Have a Star Wars, Godfather or Rocky movie marathon.
* Puke in a bar.
* Wear a pair of underwear your mom didn't buy you.
* Get a DJ to say your name on the radio.
* Finish high school.
* Stop using flags as curtains.
* Know how to make at least three different meals.
* Buy condoms and insist on a price check.
* Attend at least one wrestling card.
* Get a job with salary and benefits.
* Experience Mardi Gras.
* Go 48 hours without sleep.
* Lie to the police ("really officer, we're not being loud").
* Get a job that doesn't require a name tag and a paper hat.
* Eat at a crappy Las Vegas buffet.
* Spend a night in the drunk tank.
* Shoot a bb-gun at something other than a target.
* Own at least one retro tape.
* Make prank calls or order pizza for a neighbor.
* Get over your first love.
* Try smoking parsley.

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