Big Bucks!
Know all the answers on the test.
Never a stressful moment.
Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest
Free apples!
Massive funding for classroom supplies.
Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning thanks of a grateful nation.
Discipline tomorrows U.S. leaders today.
Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.
Might have to work for a living otherwise.