the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but the toilet like magic is clean!
the kind where you poopie, it comes out, you see it in the toilet, you know it's there, but you wipe clean.
the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped.
Second Wave Poopie:
this happens when you're done, you stand up, pull your pants up to your knees, and you realize glory is commin' again!
this is the kind where you strain so hard to get it out you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie:
the kind of that is so HUGE you're afraid to flush it without the plunger handy.
The Suprise Poopie:
you're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops!...wrong..... its a poopie!
now this is self-explanatory.
this kind you have the morning after drinking. Note: it's two most noticeable traits are...A) its fowl odor, forget the match...a blow- torch wouldn't even cut this stench!.....B) it's the skid marks it leaves at the bottom of your toilet for the next four days of flushing!
with this kind you hear yourself chanting over and over.. "i think i can, i think i can". you want to poopie, you know you need to poopie, but you find yourself sitting there til your face is red, you've read 2 novels, and seat marks are left on your butt cheeks,
only to smell a couple of whimpy ole farts.
The Spinal Tap Poopie:
this is where it hurts so bad you swear the stuff is coming out of you sideways!
Wet Cheeks Poopie:
(aka: THE POWER DUMP!) the kind that comes out with such
force, your cheeks get splashed with the water.
yellowish-brownish, burning juice....need i say more?
smells so bad you do the courtesy flush three times and it still burns your nose.the neighbors four blocks down the road call the gas company to see if there is a leak!
the kind that, much to your suprise, doesnt smell. in fact you are amazed by the pleasent, fruity smell that has filled the room!
poopie so noisy, moc-1 doesnt have a thing on it!
and finally...the best...LMAO!
The Dangling Poopie:
the poopie that, no matter how much you shake and shake, refuses to drop into the toilet!!!!!